for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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