I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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