people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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