But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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