I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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