Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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