Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
