fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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