the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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