does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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