ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How's work?
Spinning.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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