My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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