So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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