Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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