Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
