O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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