oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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