how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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