D3 body, D1 cock
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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