I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
