At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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