It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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