Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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