I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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