i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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