I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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