found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
