Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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