I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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