I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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