Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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