Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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