YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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