I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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