so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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