David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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