white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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