Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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