id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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