So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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