"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
