"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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