mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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