are you so shy because you have an std?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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