So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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