oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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