Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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