it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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