He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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