I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Mom said you looked used
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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