And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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