would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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