so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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