Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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