Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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