marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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