actually, I'm a sock model
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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